siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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myfurby:

everything gonna be all right

myfurby:

everything gonna be all right

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Ah yes the inspirational part of the Hentai

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dare-g:

*orgasms*
*UFO noises*

*X files theme song*

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Don’t you sasS me

Don’t you sasS me

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Don’t you sas me

Don’t you sas me

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*orgasms*
*UFO noises*

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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godsgrief:

bearded vultures are SICK so i drew some of one
and cheetahs are sick, so i drew some of one also

godsgrief:

bearded vultures are SICK so i drew some of one

and cheetahs are sick, so i drew some of one also

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